TNR's Michael finally gives us all what we've been waiting for: A list of the best Johns!

TNR shares a prideful story, but with no homo whatsoever.

TNR's Resident Hangover Specialist, Michael, is here to guide you through your worst morning-after!

by Michael Weintraub Every aspiring politician must learn the basics of running for office, and of course, that includes voting blocs and...

by Jake Mohamed Hello. My name is William Harris Higglebottom. Some people call me Bill for short. But I correct them because my name is...

The Five Guys of Five Guys The craving hits. You would like a burger. Or a milkshake. Perhaps both? Maybe, but your personal trainer,...

Trigger Warning: Blood, Body Horror, Mitch McConnell In no particular order, I present what I have termed "Schrodinger's McConnell"...

We asked readers why they should get the COVID vaccine first- here is what they had to say.

Just follow these easy steps and you’ll sound like the smartest dumbass around!

Ditch “daddy” at the door! Spice up your sex life with these 10 rare gems.

MANHATTAN - After witnessing a steady decline in sales over the last five quarters, Brandy Melville announces a startling pivot into the...

Medfield, MA – Citing what he called “a disturbing trend of government overreach” and “increased disruption among protestors and...

If you’re anything like me, you’ve spent the past few years mastering the art of weaseling your way out of spending time with your...

Dear Abby, I am having trouble with my roommate. She always stays up late at night, typing on her bright computer screen and playing loud...

Are you a Northeastern student who loves STEM but hates basic communication? Are you nonetheless looking for that special love...

Pressed for time due to COVID-19 related delays, the U.S. Census Bureau will now be taking additional measures to ensure its count remains a

by Willy Unterkoefler The deaths of hundreds of thousands of people from a raging viral contagion don't mean that you can't live your...

Fuck you, Rod Silva. You irredeemable piece of shit. We didn’t interview you because you’re not even a real presidential candidate. The...

Hello HELLO! I’m Rod Silva, Nutrition Party Candidate for President of the United States, and here are the things you need to know about...