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Top 10 Johns

  • Michael
  • Jun 28, 2021
  • 1 min read


1 ) JOHN CENA!! Bet you didn’t see that one coming.




2 ) Port-A-John: The local, family owned and operated company, which has been satisfying all your porta-potty needs since 1978.




3 ) Elton John: Never trust anyone with two first names...




4 ) John Mulaney: No joke here, (except your mom), he’s just a really good stand-up comedian. He also did coke. Don’t do coke.




5 ) John Green: John Green? More like John Chartreuse!




6 ) John Adams: I think he was like a senator or something, but more importantly his brother made an excellent brand of beer, get yours today! Samuel Adams, Boston’s finest beer! #lowkeysponsored *




7 ) John Stewart: Hated on Bill O’Reilly before it was cool.




8 ) John F. Kennedy (JFK): America’s second-most Catholic president.




9 ) John Hancock: His signature wasn’t his only thing that was enormous ;).




10) Papa John: Owner, founder, CEO, and playboy of Papa John’s Pizza. No one out-papas the John.













*This article wasn’t sponsored, but if it was it would be by Samuel Adams beer, Boston’s finest beer. Get yours today at any alcohol store probably I dunno.


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