What People Don't Understand About GruTok
I infiltrated GruTok to see for myself what all the hype was about. I was immediately confronted with...
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Michael Weintraub
- Jun 12
🌈How To Be A Good Ally🌈
Are you a cisgendered heterosexual individual? Are you sure? Okay. Do you have queer friends? No no I believe that you have a black...
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Sarah Gordon
- Oct 25, 2022
Frankenpasta, or the Modern Cookmetheus
It was on a dreary night of October that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. I had dutifully boiled four to six quarts of water in...
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Riley McNamara
- Oct 20, 2022
NASA's "DART" Program Suspended Amid Social Movement To Elevate the Rights of Asteroids
The successful DART mission carried out by NASA last week proved that Earth is no longer defenseless against an asteroid collision...
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Riley McNamara
- Oct 4, 2022
Ruggles Station Named Boston’s Most Beautiful T-Stop
Orange Line to be closed for another 30 days in celebration
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Sarah Lamodi
- Sep 23, 2022
Students Outraged by Northeastern's Marvel-like Approach to Explosive New Series
After a first month of classes riddled with fake bomb threats and emotional support dogs, Northeastern students wonder what's next.
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Michael Weintraub
- Sep 22, 2022
Students Relieved by Northeastern's Unrelated Explosive Sequel
Special report on the developing story of Explosion 2.
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One of the Dans
- Mar 27, 2022
American Bullying Association identifies “Fat, Old, and Stupid Woman” as Yo Mama
After seven gripping days, the American Bullying Association (ABA) put to rest one of the biggest mysteries: the unknown woman described...
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One of the Dans
- Mar 8, 2022
Celebrate #InternationalWomensDay with these eight sexy, empowering tips to satisfy your man!
Today, we at TNR celebrate International Women’s Day - not because we have to, but because we want to. And what better way to empower the...
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Michael Weintraub
- Feb 25, 2022
I Cannot Be Silenced - Report 02: Uncovering Conspiracies
Michael Weintraub addresses the slander against him given by President of TNR and local nutcase Ryan Martin.
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Ryan Martin
- Feb 19, 2022
Times New Roman Writer Michael Weintraub Announces Retirement Following Exposé
On February 8th 2022, Times New Roman journalist Michael Weintraub published a controversial exposé, in which he accuses current...
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Michael
- Feb 8, 2022
The Truth About Ryan Martin & Dan Carr — Report 01: Uncovering Conspiracies
DECLASSIFIED FROM JUNE 21, 2021 Sometimes our elected officials lead us astray, and it is the responsibility, nay, the sacred duty, of...
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Michael
- Sep 23, 2021
Top 9 Star Wars Movies, But It’s All ISEC
Who shot first? It may have been ISEC.
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times new roman
- Sep 16, 2021
Top Ten Reds
TNR's new recruits from 2021 objectively rate the world's hottest color!
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times new roman
- Sep 16, 2021
Top 10 Blues
TNR's Fall 2021 new recruits definitively rank blue: the favorite color of unoriginal people everywhere!
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grace
- Jul 15, 2021
top 10 grace
grace amazing grace the grace of god grace city church grace helbig saying grace Grace (2009 dir. Paul Solet) “State of Grace” by Taylor...
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Michael
- Jun 28, 2021
Top 10 Johns
TNR's Michael finally gives us all what we've been waiting for: A list of the best Johns!
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Michael
- Apr 19, 2021
How to Clean Up the Day After
TNR's Resident Hangover Specialist, Michael, is here to guide you through your worst morning-after!
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