TNR's Official Apology to Rod Silva

Fuck you, Rod Silva. You irredeemable piece of shit. We didn’t interview you because you’re not even a real presidential candidate. The Nutrition Party? That’s not even a real party. That sounds like something a pediatrician would say to make a five year old eat asparagus. We’d rather cover a dog’s presidential campaign then waste a single second more thinking about you, Rod Silva.

Fuck you, Rod Silva.