Meet Our Executive Board!
Editor in Chief, Actor, Former Child
Despite not having a beard, Dan has secured his second term as Supreme Leader. Beardless, fearless, and beautiful, Dan writes hilarious emails, communicates with our bureaucratic overlords, and is actually on OrgSync! When he’s not dealing swift justice to staff writers, he enjoys taking long walks, walking take longs, and longing walk takes.
Head of Writing, Former Child Actor
The Real Leader
Despite having a beard, Rowan brings the sex appeal to all Times New Roman meetings and events. Some say she’s just the Head of Writing, but people in the know know that she’s a whole lot more. When she’s not writing love poems to her third grade English teacher, she enjoys fantasizing about her third grade English teacher.
Head of Design, Remover of Signs
“Yeah my last name is a first name. What are you gonna do about it?”
Head of Communication, Sort of
But why does Dan send all the emails then?
Head of Video, Has a Head
The Video Guy
Ben also sings, dances and cartwheels. When he’s not singing, dancing and cartwheeling, he’s not having any fun.
Treasurer, Treasured Forever
And why we can’t afford pizza at our meetings anymore.
Student Representative, Oat Milk Drinker
The Oat Milker
Needlessly proud valedictorian of her Eighth Grade Class. Was unable to spell valedictorian at that time. Still unsure of how to spell valedictorian and has googled it three times while writing this. Now temporarily aware of how to spell valedictorian. Also intolerant of lactose. Some believe she is lactose intolerant. Rather than cows, Delaney milks oats.
Jake Mohamed, The Bearded, First of His Name, King of Times New Roman, Arbiter of Truth, Dispenser of Wisdom, Writer of Articles, Winner of Movie Fests, Spreader of Peanut Butter, Licker of Jelly, Maker of Sandwiches The Unelected. May He Live Forever.
Meet Some Other People Who Sometimes Show Up!
Former Deputy Head of Communication
Deputy Head of Something
Deputy Head of Communication
Former Head of Design
Profile Picture Model, Scapegoat
Meet Our Founders
Former Head Editor
Former Head Editor
Former Head of Writing
Former Member (Happily Deceased)
Former TNR Representative
Jesus Christ, why are they all men? What year is it? 1908??
Excellent quetion. TNR was formed in this century, but it was formed almost entirely by Greg's roommates, whom he dragged to the first meeting. Thus, the embarrassing lack of women. Oh, and also cooties or whatever.