Who We Are
Thank you for reading Times New Roman, Northeastern University’s Premier satire/comedy newspaper, gazette, digital thing-a-majig!
Founded sometime in the past, Times New Roman was Northeastern’s satirical magazine before disbanding sometime in the past, but not so far in the past that it was before the time in the past when it was founded. It is unclear why Times New Roman disbanded, but it was surely over some sketchy shit. But don’t worry, none of that matters because we’re back!
TNR is here to bring satire, stories, and comedy of every variety bi-weekly(ish) to further enrich Northeastern. You can also expect videos whenever our wonderful writers have a creative spark of genius.
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Who Are We?
But, more importantly, why are we? What does it all mean? If God put us on this Earth, it certainly wasn’t for this.
Are We Who?
Whee Hoo Whee Hoo
Quick, run! It’s the police!