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Founded sometime in the past, Times New Roman was Northeastern’s satirical magazine before disbanding sometime in the past, but not so far in the past that it was before the time in the past when it was founded. It is unclear why Times New Roman disbanded, but it was surely over some sketchy shit. But don’t worry, none of that matters because we're back!
TNR is here to bring satire, stories, and comedy of every variety bi-weekly(ish) to further enrich Northeastern. You can also expect videos whenever our wonderful writers have a creative spark of genius.
We know you're probably only here because one of our members gave you a really uncomfortable look, but we're glad you stopped by!If you give TNR a chance, we promise you'll find a plethora of sub-par jokes and a few adequate ones.
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Head Editor in Chief
When we lost our entire executive board last year, Dan bravely stepped up and seized all power for himself. He writes articles, attracts new members with his beautiful eyes, and attends mandatory meetings to receive funding. He is also on OrgSync!
Head of Writing
Former Child Actor
Head of Design
It's not "Mareya! It's Ma-re-ya!"
Head of Communications
But why does Dan send all the emails then?
Head of Video
Has a Head
Have never seen him at a meeting, but he sure does look like sports fan!
And why we can't afford pizza at our meetings anymore.
Just listen, listen closely. Hear her talk. It's so smooth. Like silk. Or peanut butter. Mmmm
Hasn't contributed a single article in months, but wow, look at those biceps.
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